batch '99: THE GOLDEN HARVEST

[mhegs]

wat is ARTISTA gud....amu lamang gayud bsin sunod magkakita tnan mga tagalog na kta ini....hehehehe....

[jaja]

pasensya na k bagan hehe..
[b]yagliwaliw pa ghapon ko gadi...nwys, wana join...
grabe kamo d sa ko txkan! hehe as f me load me permi...im outa here in a min. yagparamdam da ako!!
an bigaon na bernard yagparamdam..nday anhin kiga na iya pagalaong kon mahinaun..! talahi gaud an bata! nday pa...[/b] :P

[jang]

kulet bac mag out na ko b4 kaw maka online..ingats dakan..
sensya na...
basta yadi ak no. ni bernarda.09216180339
an bata bagan permi kuno cla iban ike..na yagkasinabot an 2..basta tx da ko..was load sun sim ko.sori..heheh :P

[mhegs]

amo kw jang wra nsa kw trw mu txt na.....btw regards 2 bernard musta na an mga btch nga2n? yatun s kw bya sa manila....kadamue na nyo nga2n....

[jang]

kulet gtg na... sa dasma dakan ak online..sori...

[COLETZ]

ok da fudge! no prob.. ingat kaw.. unlimited ko sa sun. txt me.

[taga_lindoy]

tik kagrabi taraw nimo d nasa kaw dayon makakila sa ako... pero inin si tikya damoi an ako mahi-storya na ini, grabe ini ka liksihi na babaye basta na dili gayod mo antos... heheheh... secret dakan..

[taga_lindoy]

hi colyts ay-ay inin ako amigo na inluv...ehehe musta nakaw wara nasa kaw taraw magtext..

[grasha]

tik kagrabi taraw nimo d nasa kaw dayon makakila sa ako... pero inin si tikya damoi an ako mahi-storya na ini, grabe ini ka liksihi na babaye basta na dili gayod mo antos... heheheh... secret dakan..

oist, kamalditohi mo gayud.......neways, yeah.. iton si [size=24]bernard aka benadette kuno sya, permi sila gaiban ni ike aka aiko... grabehir kuno sila kasikati kay grabehir sa iton sila mag videoke...

madoer an textmates si bernadette, dili gayud sya mabangbang..... permi taraw mangumusta nan ako mga laki, himbiya kaw nahan da baya sya na pangumustahon nako an iya mga ikal.... hay gayud inin si berna.....[/size]

neways, musta nakaw jang? wara na sa kaw taraw mag txt.. heheheh.... ako sab, usahay dili na makaatubang pag txt kay busy sa lagi taraw kita sa ato career...grrrr!!!

mhegs, musta nkaw? hain na anhi si pispanero?

coletz... may imo baya sun? na ako, dili ko gayud magamit ako sun kay gamay da sa lagi ako kila na may sun... usahay, magatxt da sa lamang ako mga friends if nahan sila tawag ako sun, ako na dayun ibalhin an sim. an permi nako online na sim, an ako smart and globe. so if nahan mo mo call sa ako sun, i txt da lamang naa ako sa ako globe or smart.. heheheh

[taga_lindoy]

hi tik!!!! tagai taraw nan number ni tikya...

[mhegs]

taga_lidoy sin o kw bya? 4 ur information c tik ug c tikya 1 person....gs2 kw makahbwo kw nan iya #?ky tagaan ta kw.......

[mhegs]

tiks, ok da ako.....medyo bc kunohay.....rgards k kn bernard...musta nsa an bayot?

[taga_lindoy]

ay inin bata ni kuti ka samok gayod.. musta nakaw kuts?

[taga_lindoy]

12 uri ng studyante(read it! ul remember highschool)
Message: Sa mata ng isang guro, may isang dosenang klase
lang ng high school
students.

CLOWNS - ang official kenkoy ng class. May mga
one-liner na
gumigising sa
lahat kapag nagkakaantukan na. Sabi ng ilang
teacher, eto raw yung
mga KSP
sa klase na dahil hindi naman matalino, o
kadalaasng matalino, na
tamad
lang, eh dinadaan na lang sa patawa ang
pagpapapansin. Pero aaminin
ko,
walang klaseng walang ganito, at kung meron
man, magigigng malaking
sakripisyo ang pagpasok sa skul araw- araw..

GEEKS - mga taong walang pakialam sa mundo,
libro, teacher, at
blackboard
lang ang iniintindi. Kahit na mainit na ang ulo ng
teacher at bad
trip, ang
mga ge eks ang walang takot na lumalapit sa
teacher at nagtatanong
kung
mag-iiba ang result ng equation kung isa-
substitute ang value ng X
sa Y.

HOLLOW MAN -may 2 uri ng H.M virus, ang Type
A at Type B. Ang type A
ay ang
student na madalas na invisible sa class, bakante
ang upuan, madalas
absent. Ang type B naman ang pumapasok sa
skul bagamat present eh
inivisible naman ang sagot sa mga quizzes, at
hollow ang utak ...

SPICE GIRLS - barkadahan ng mga magkaka-
ibigang babae mahilig
gumimik,
sabay-sabay pero laging late na pumapasok ng
room after recess.
Madalas na
may hawak ng brush, at songhits. Pag pinagawan
mo ng group works,
sila ang
madalas na magkaka-gr upo...

DA GWAPINGS - ang male counterpart ng Spice
Girls, isinilang para
magpa-cute. Konti lang ang members nito, 2-3
lang para mas pansin
ang bawat
isa. Tulad ng Spice Girls, kadalasang puro Hair
Gel lang ang laman
ng utak
ng mga Da Gwapings...

CELEBRITIES - Poloticians, Athletes, Performers.
Politician ang mga
palaban
na mag-aaral na mas nag-aalala pa sa kalagayan
ng skul at mga kapwa
skulmates kesa sa grades nila sa Algebra.
Athletes ang
ilang 'varsitarians'
na kung gaano kabilis tumakbo eh ganon kabagal
magbasa. Performers
naman
ang mga students na kaya lang yata pumapasok
eh para makasayaw,
kumanta, at
makatula sa stage kapag Linggo ng WIka.. Sa
pangkalahatan, ang mga
celebs
ay matinding PR, pero mababang IQ..

GUINESS - mga record holders pagdating sa
persistence. Pilit
pinupunan ang
mga kakulangan sa katalinuhan. SIla ang mga
kadalasang nagtatagumpay
sa
buhay. Masinop sa projects, actibo sa recitation.
Paulit ulit
magtaas ng
kamay, kahit na laging mali ang sagot...

LEATHER GOODS - mga estudyanteng maling uri
ng determinasyon meron.
Laging
determinado ang mga ito sa harapang
pangongopya, bulgarang
pandaraya, at
palagiang pagpapalapad ng papel sa teacher. Talo
ang mga buwaya sa
pakapalan...

WEIRDOS - mga problematic students,
misunderstood daw, kadalasang
tinatawag
na black sheep ng klase. May kanya-kanya silang
katangian, konti ang
kaibigan, madalas mapaaway, mababa ang
grades, at teachers' enemy...

MGA ANAK NI RIZAL - Ang mga Endangered
Species kumbaga...
Straight 'A'
students pero well rounded at hindi geeks.
Teacher's pet pero hindi
sipsip.
Hari ng Math, Science, at ENglish, pero may oras
pa rin sa extra-
curricular
activities, at gimiks.. Hanep!

BOB ONGS - Mga medjo matino na may sayad...

COMMONERS - mga generic na member ng
class. Kulang sa individuality,
at
katangiang umuukit sa isipan. Hindi sila agad
napapansin ng teacher
pag
absent, at sa paglipas ng panahon, sila ang mga
taong nakakalimutan
ng mga
teachers at classmates nila...

kayo, saan kayo nabibilang?!

[taga_lindoy]

para sa mga torpe! basahin nyo to!
Message: THE LAST CD

There was once a guy who suffered from cancer...
a cancer that can't be treated. He was 18 years
old and he could die
anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house
being cared for by his
mother. He never went outside but he was sick of
staying home and wanted
to go out for once. So he asked his mother and
she gave him permission.

He walked down his block and found a lot of
stores.
He passed a CD store and looked through the front
door for a second as he
walked. He stopped and went back to look into the
store. He saw a young
girl about his age and

he knew it was love at first sight. He opened the
door and walked in,
not
looking at anything else but her. He walked
closer
and closer until he
was
finally at the front desk she sat.

She looked up and asked "Can I help you?" She
smiled
and he thought it
was
the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before
and
wanted to kiss her
right there.He said "Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would
like to buy a CD."
He
picked one out and gave her money for it. "Would
you
like me to wrap
it
for you?" she asked, smiling her cute smile
again.
He nodded and she
went
to the back. She came back with the wrapped CD
and
gave it to him. He
took it and walked out of the store. He went home
and from then on, he
went

to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she
wrapped it for him. He
took the CD home and put it in his closet.

He was still too shy to ask her out and he really
wanted to but he
couldn't.His mother found out about this and told
him to just ask
her.So
the next day, he took all his courage and went to
the store.He bought a
CD
like he did everyday and once again she went to
the
back of the store
and
came back with it wrapped. He took it and when
she
wasn't looking, he
left
his phone number on the desk and ran out...

Then soon after that !!!!RRRRRING!!!! The mother
picked up the phone
and
said, "Hello?" It was the girl!!! She asked for
the
boy and the mother
started to cry and said, "You don't know? He
passed
away yesterday..."
The

line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's
mother. Later in the
day.

The mother went into the boy's room because she
wanted to remember him.
She

thought she would start by looking at his
clothes.
So she opened the
closet. She was face to face with piles and piles
and piles of unopened
CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and
she
picked oneup and
sat
down on the bed and she started to open one.
Inside,
there was a CD and
as
she took it out of the wrapper, out fell piece of
paper. The mother
picked
it up and started to read it. It said: Hi... I
think
U R really cute.
Do u
wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn. The mother
opened another CD...
Again
there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi... I
think U
R really cute. Do
u
wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn till.....last
cd....

DA MORAL OF THE LESSON: ANG MGA
TORPENG
BABAE........
NAMAMATAYAN!

AT ANG TORPENG LALAKE........

NAMAMATAY!!!